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-<span style="font-size:400%">It’s STUB!!!</span>
+“I’m [[User:Notorious|Notorious]]. I’m in a cat café now because I like cats.”
+(Phone starts ringing)
+“Ah, Seuyu, my friend, is calling me. Hello?”
+“Hello, Notorious!”
+“What’s wrong with you?”
+“I want to ask you a question. Eh, I can hear a cat meowing. Do you have a cat as a pet?”
+“No, I’m in a cat café. Cats are so cute.”
+“Oh really? That’s great! Well, speaking of cats, it’s raining cats and dogs here.”
+“What? Raining?”
+“Yes. It’s raining cats and dogs.”
+“Cats and dogs?”
+“Yes.”
+“Raining?”
+“Yes.”
+“…From where?”
+“What?”
+“Where do they rain from?”
+“Well, from the sky, of course.”
+“Sky? Can they fly??”
+“What are you talking about?”
+“Ah, well, …is it common to rain cats and dogs?”
+“Sometimes happen. Haven’t you experienced this?”
+“Yes. I’ve never heard such an amazing event.”
+“Even heard?”
+“Well, you okey? They may hit you. It’s very dangerous, isn’t it?”
+“Uh, don’t worry. I have an umbrella.”
+“How strong your umbrella is!”
+“Is that so?”
+“Ah…by the way, cats and dogs can survive if they fall from sky?”
+“(What is he talking about? But…) Of course they can’t.”
+“Ahh, oh my god… How is the ground? It’s going to be terrible…”
+“(Umm? Ah, surely, the ground will be muddy.) Yes. It’s difficult to walk.”
+“Oh my god…, I don’t want to imagine…”
+“Wow, s-sorry.”
+“Umm, let’s change the subject. Why did you call me?”
+“Oh, I’ve forgot. You are good at English, so I want to ask you a question. Do you know what this sentence means? “You are moron.” I don’t know it.”
+“Ah, I know.”
+“Please tell me.”
+“Uh, okey…umm, ah, it’s a complement and…”
+“Compliment?”
+“Yes.”
+(Seuyu has his telephone away)
+“To be honest, “moron” means “stupid.””
+“(Keep his telephone away and say) Oh, it was a compliment! I see.”
+“Did you understand?”
+“Yes, thank you! I was said this word by my boss!”
+“Oh, that’s so bad…”
+“So, I am really glad!”
+“…What?”
+“I must appreciate my boss!”
+“Why?”
+“What a great boss I have!”
+“(Ah, it’s irony!) Yes, you right! Your boss is super great!”
+“Yes! He is so kind!”
+“Yeah, he said a super gentle word!”
+“Yes! Thank you, Notorious.”
+“My pleasure.”
+“By the way, according to the weather forecast, it’s going to rain cats and dogs in your city.”
+“…Really?”
+“Yes! It’ll start soon!”
+“Oh my god…”
+“Alright, be careful! Bye!”
+(Hang up)
+“Ah…It started… I can hear cats and dogs hitting the roof… I have to save them! Hey! Bring all cushions! Hurry!”