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Hello, I am Shinn, far from each of you an ordinary person. Yes I am so-called a genius. As I show one of the examples for that fact will I get you to know that what made you read this page is, I think in the correct way, my charm that I have had for days on which I am alive.
Oh it must be boring to show one’s admirableness off. Thus I will quit this as I live the perfect way.
Then,...hmm...you’ll NEVER see my being here like this, being annoyed. I’m so annoyed. What do I have to talk about? Hey man, tell me, tell me that! ...No? Don’t wanna? Huh, how’ll 1000 dollars sound then? Answer “Yes sir” or I’ll kill you.
Oh thanks. Ah, introducing the past articles I’ve ever written? Mmm...good enough. I think that must be the best proposal you’ve ever shows, hahaha. I feel glad to pay you 1000 dollars.
Even you know what we can do by 1000 dollars! If I had so much, I’d be able to buy Porsche all in different colors, drink Montrachet everyday, and build a cool house in Narrabeen, Australia to visit in the summer vacation.
By the way, do you know Narrabeen? A city in Australia, which has the beautiful sea. I knew the city by hearing on the lyrics of “Surfin’ USA” by Beach Boys.
Oh never think “what’s the artist?”, young men... Beach Boys does be, of the old-days, a good bad, no I mean, a good band. Google it and listen to their songs and just be moved, and at last sleep deeply and creepily, believe they’re the best.
Oh...? What was the topic totally about? Oh yes, I’m supposed to introduce articles I created before.
Now, I will introduce the articles that I have ever written by using my this extraordinarily-nice brain.
That's all, and this is the end of my introduction. This is neither funny nor helpful, never, but I don't notice how you feel. Because I'm really genius. All's your fault. Hahaha.